Thursday, January 28, 2010

Conversations with a 4 year old

At supper time:

Me: "Hurricane, sit down and finish eating, please!"

Hurricane: "I need to go wipe my butt some more."

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Hurricane on the toilet:

"...10...11...12.. Hey Dad! Guess what? I got twelve inches!"

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On the way home, in the truck:

Hurricane: "Mom, I hate girls."

Me: "Hon, you don't really hate girls, do you?"

Hurricane: "Yah I do. Well, not Moms.  Just girls and Bad Strangers."
Posted by Stone Fox at 2:05 PM

6 comments:

  1. FoursonsJanuary 28, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    I think boys come out of the womb doing "boy" things.

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  2. SarahJanuary 28, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    Priceless!

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  3. LucyCooperJanuary 29, 2010 at 8:41 PM

    Is this why they start to avoid us when they get older? Because we know all of their embarrassing history?

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  4. RootietootJanuary 30, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    ewww. my kids measured their poops too. "mom! There's so much it's coming out of the water!"
    Gawd.

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  5. GingerBFebruary 4, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    My daughter is always super excited when she makes a SNAKE!

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  6. BoingerheadFebruary 7, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    Sometimes I want to wipe my butt a little more, too.

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